Your message in on its way.
Carry on with whatever you were doing. Once my fully robotic staff has read your message and added their well intentioned comments to the margins, it will be rolled up and served to me in a copper samovar along with a warm biscuit. I’ll get back to you.
I’ll be able keep at it for a while longer thanks to you.
If you’d like to help keep this operation operating, this is the place.
All donations, regardless of the amount, will be received with a mixture of solemn respect for your good judgement and generous nature, and giddy celebration at being reminded that the world is indeed a friendly place.
This is a simple, secure process handled by Paypal. No information is collected, no awkward questions are asked, and no further commitment is required. Just a warm glow of civic pride.